Rambling and Scrambling

korrastyle:

"We’re just really honored to meet you, sir."

honored

honored

HONORED

H O N O R

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lafoutromanie:

ofgeography:

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

in defense of college boys i don’t think UMass really thought their shower drainage system through if they DIDN’T account for excessive amount of semen in a building where the 18-22 male demographic lives


We had a similar notice at the University of Maryland. Boys need to learn how to to masturbate smart. Use wipes not pipes bro

lafoutromanie:

ofgeography:

captamerican:

this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

in defense of college boys i don’t think UMass really thought their shower drainage system through if they DIDN’T account for excessive amount of semen in a building where the 18-22 male demographic lives

We had a similar notice at the University of Maryland. Boys need to learn how to to masturbate smart. Use wipes not pipes bro

‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space.

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

bowtie-cummerbund:

mollaythesassay:

littleawkwardpanda:

duprice:

Dont you just wish you could just do that?

If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer

You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D

oh hun

mrtwentington:

skypillar:

chicken-buddha:

nentindo:

why does every single fucking person in the orginization xii have an x in their name

Because Xemnas is a dA user who thinks recoloring people who existed before, and putting “x” in the name, is cool.

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the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password