"We’re just really honored to meet you, sir."
H O N O R
this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem
in defense of college boys i don’t think UMass really thought their shower drainage system through if they DIDN’T account for excessive amount of semen in a building where the 18-22 male demographic lives
We had a similar notice at the University of Maryland. Boys need to learn how to to masturbate smart. Use wipes not pipes bro
Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
Dont you just wish you could just do that?
If i could do that i guarantee you kittens aren’t the only thing i’d be pullin out of the computer
You mean you’d pull out puppies too??? :D
why does every single fucking person in the orginization xii have an x in their name
Because Xemnas is a dA user who thinks recoloring people who existed before, and putting “x” in the name, is cool.
what’s the password